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The Love of Percy Isggitt’s Life, Escort “Lisa”, Loathes Him and Will Count the Ways

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“Lisa” speaks.

"Lisa" is Percy Isgitt's non-consenting precious

“Lisa” is Percy Isgitt’s non-consenting Precious

Despite the stories of lost romance that Percy has apparently been telling every goon he has hired or convinced to do his dirty work over the last 3.5 years, there was no romance. “Lisa” was his hired companion. An escort. A sex worker. She never saw him but he paid for her time (quite a bit, too). While he took up a lot of her free time with emails and phone calls, she overcame her annoyance and indulged him because he was a well-paying client.

But that’s all he was, a client. At the time, he was married. A client almost twice her age, unattractive in every way, overweight, balding, with a small, non-working penis. He had no sexual skills or abilities that she was able to discern. She preferred to avoid having sex with him as much as possible, to the point where he complains.

Still and all, she had affection for him, but he was never even within shouting distance of being among her favorite clients. Being completely annoying as well as terrible in bed kept him out of the running.

At this point, 3.5 years later, he is routinely referred to as “the client from hell.” That is, when “Rita” isn’t describing Percy Isgitt as a pusillanimous, fatuous gasbag; which phrasing “Lisa” also uses.

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Percy Isgitt Can’t Believe His Piloting Error Nearly Cost Escort “Lisa” Her Life and Severely Injured Escort “Rita”

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From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 7/11/12 4:10 PM
Subject: Damage Claim

Lisa and Rita:

Since you have now made a claim, which I deny, to the effect that my actions were the cause of your injury as well as an injury now claimed by “Rita” that I was the cause your injury and those claimed to have been sustained by “Rita”, I have notified my carrier as to your claim and provided my carrier with a statement as to the events of that date as well as the ensuing emergency room examination and treatment together with my understanding of the events leading up to the relevant time. It is my understanding that you will be contacted by the carrier’s representative in order for them to conduct their investigation.

If there are medical charges you contend to have incurred as a result of your claims, please provide same for submission to the carrier. Any other claims, such as current or future medical expenses, together with copies of all relevant medical records should be sent to me so that I may forward same to my representative for consideration and response.

In the event you have obtained legal representation, please provide your representative with a copy of this email and advise me of the contact information for your representative.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Percy

Protected: Escort “Lisa” Explains How Percy Isgitt Nearly Killed Her Through His Negligence and Incompetence in the Cockpit of His Plane, Tail Number 5555D

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Percy Isgitt Claims He Is Suffering the Same Permanent Injuries He Caused Escort “Lisa” Because Her Problems Are His Problems

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From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 6/25/12 8:49 PM
Subject: Re: doctor vist

Lisa,

Sorry to be so late in responding but I literally just concluded my last meeting and clocked 14 hours so far today. For reasons that I do not know, new cases are literally knocking on the door. Its a good thing but now I have to find someone to help me do the work. It will help immensely with my ability to fund the de-crim project if I can generate some extra cash flow in the coming months.

On the de-crim front, I have interviewed my first two candidates this afternoon and will interview a couple of more tomorrow. I want to have the candidates finalized in the next ten days so that I can concentrate on completion of the final brief draft by late July. The candidates will be two individuals, male and female, who wish to engage in consensual commercial sex but are precluded from their desires by the existence of the criminal proscription. When I got the idea on the way back from Dallas, I first thought it was crazy but took a shot and was shocked by the positive response. Will let you know how it is finalized. Lisa, in spite of all the craziness we have been through, your dream is not that far from reality. You are the only reason this goofy bastard is on the horse and you will be the only reason the dream comes true.

Now to the task at hand. I am pleased that you have decided to do whatever it takes to address the health challenges now before you. In reality, I am sharing the same challenges as your problems are my problems. I want to assure you that if the only place I can see you is in Dallas, there is absolutely no hesitancy on my part to come to Dallas as often as you will allow. The need to be a part of your life, whatever that means, has not abated nor has it lessened. The process will be long and there are many hurdles to jump. I have no doubt that you will overcome. Galveston beach houses, private islands, trips to Miami will always be there whenever you are ready. Just know that I am with you in whatever capacity you need or want for as long as it takes and whatever it takes. Its a process and the only excitement comes with seeing you through whatever that process entails. I am not going anywhere.

I reviewed “Rita”‘s message and will handle her request. It is good that she will be there for you during these times.

Thank you for letting me see you and I will have my schedule set by tomorrow so we can work something out that works for you. I will be there as often as you allow. I talked with Tom at length today (the check has never been seen) and will let you decide what you want to do with regard to a nest. I am ready to make it happen and happy that you still allow me to be a part of the process.

Assad & Harmony send their best. I have not told them about your current situation. You can now rest assured that I have achieved a new level of strength in my own feelings, thanks to your caring along with a few tender taps with the old ball peen on the noggin.

Always here for you,

Percy

Percy Isgitt Begs and Threatens Escort “Lisa” For Sex on South Padre Island — After He Had Crashed His Plane and Permanently Injured Her

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From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 6/15/12 8:24 AM
Subject: Last Night 2

Lisa,

Sorry, pulled the trigger too fast on that last message. Not sleeping will do that to a person.

So, as I said, it is with great sadness and regret that I write these words. Last night after our discussion about the death of Junius and your thoughts on the nesting project and after you had gone to sleep, I got up and did some all night thinking and wondering about what happens next. In the course of my insomniac madness, I began to realize that I had been swimming in a river of denial. While I have tried very hard to follow your wise counsel and seek out our mutual zone of comfort, I began to feel that there was something which would be important to me in the mutual zone of comfort but that it could not be in the absence of mutuality. Specifically, I have the strong sense that the need for physical intimacy is not shared. Keep in mind that these are feelings and that they are not right or wrong. They are simply my feelings. I understand and fully realize many reasons why it might not be possible to have that part of a zone of comfort in the context of what we have both expressed as our mutual needs.

That being said, I have decided that if the mutual physical intimacy is not to be, then I shall content myself with a relationship which can be defined as strong friendship and a bond of mutual goals. I shall not abandon the de-crim project and fully intent to throw the last drop of my energy into achieving that which I promised you I would to.

Further, I shall not abandon my stated intention to help you find and obtain the nest of your dreams. My feelings of wanting to make you happy are not dampened nor shall they ever fade. It will be my finest hour to see you smile on the times which you wish me to see you.

You must know that nothing has changed as to how I feel and will always feel about you. I hope you feel the same way and that the process of moving forward with you with whatever life offers can continue on its present path. I need you in my life and have promised to accept whatever terms are needed for you to be happy and content.

Please take this in the positive spirit in which it is written.

I would love the opportunity to continue on the journey of magic filled days with the golden one.

Shall we dance?

Percy

Percy Isgitt Succeeds in Buying a Blouse

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A short email thread in reverse chronological order.

From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 6/6/12 4:22 PM
Subject: Re: Rejoice!!!!

Well, if the sale is still going on next week, we can come back a little early and give you a shot.

From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 6/6/12 4:16 PM
Subject: Re: Rejoice!!!!

When I go by there tomorrow, do you want me to look for something in particular?

From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 6/6/12 3:57 PM
Subject: Fwd: Rejoice!!!!

Lisa,

Two down and one to go.

By the way, drove by Tootsie’s this morning – BIG SALE.

Percy

Begin forwarded message:

From: “P L Isgitt”
Date: June 06, 2012 2:56:22 PM
To: Terry
Subject: Re: Rejoice!!!!

Thanks Terry,
Will pick up tomorrow.

I knew you could do it!

Percy

On Jun 06, 2012, at 01:42 PM, Terry wrote:

I know you won’t believe me, but the top IS HERE!!!!!!!

My best,
Terry
Tootsies

Percy Isgitt Defends Chinese Sex Traffickers, Fends Off Another Escort, Works on Buying “Lisa” a House and Is Clear That He Owes “Lisa” Money

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From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 5/27/12 6:01 PM
Subject: Daily Journal – 5/27

Lisa,

As agreed, I am trying to condense all the excitement and random musings of the day in one email to reduce the squishiness factor and create harmony. So, here goes (caution, exceeds twenty-five words):

In no particular order-

1) It was a beautiful day! The day started with some trepidation that my boundary forays had resulted in a hot chase by the ICE squad. What a wonderful relief to learn that my green card was still valid and I still have you to bother. Thank you for giving me a second chance without fines, whippings and sundry public floggings. There is a reason why this happened and I think it is a very positive reason. Crazy?

2) Housing – I have some prospects in close proximity to the lake. They appear to be older homes that have been made over. I need to know a) if that area is habitable for you; and b) if that type of housing appeals to you. Will send links if the answer to a) and b) are affirmative.

3) Travel Plans – They are perfect and make me have a very large 🙂 as well as other feelings in various anatomical zones !

4) Trafficking case – My clients are Chinese and may have unwittingly found themselves as pawns in a very large oriental sex trafficking case. I surmise that the FBI has a major interest in what they can contribute to capture the big fish in the operation. From what little I know, the trafficking involves literally more than a thousand victims nationwide. The case should break the news and if I can work my magic, my folks will nail the bastards running the deal and get favorable treatment. Will meet with the FBI for de-briefing on Tuesday and arrange surrender and child custody issues. Yes, the clients have small children so we have to avoid the CPS nightmare. Everyone is walking on eggshells until this gets nailed down. Should be done on Wednesday and present no impediment to your visit. Will update you on Tuesday am. The case came in Friday when I returned from East Texas, so now you know how tired I was.

5) Budgeting – I put the honorarium for last Friday in the trust account, have added $25K for the silver bullet, and with your consent, would like to use this week’s and the SPI rates to add to trust and get me to the $40K level quickly without the need for you to provide any additional funding from your reserves. If this presents a problem, cash flow wise to you, please let me know. I think with the time you so graciously allow me to spend with you, we can get the trust financials boosted and have no problem with the house mortgage. Once we have the mortgage approved, of course, the funding is at your disposal. Please let me know if you have other ideas, I am simply trying to make things look rosy for purchase as well as lease, should you decide to go that way. I will never presume to make money decisions for you without your okay. Your input and blessing are always the driving factors.

6) Movies – Since you told me “Rita” likes action movies, I watched The Shooter today. It is action and edge of seat type story. Will add to Immortal Beloved, Ridicule for the trip but if you want me to include for this week, can do that as well. Plenty of popcorn of course.

7) “Rita” – What do you think would make an acceptable initial consult fee?

8) Project – Did some old fashioned boning up (no pun intended) for my meeting tomorrow. Dusted off my con law books and shazaam!

9) The one who shall remain nameless – sent me another email asking if coming to Houston on Friday would make the possible visit have a better chance. I demurred of course. Sigh! She pointed out that she has a new blog addition, I told her it was well said. Why is this happening? I am trying not to simply tell her to buzz off and be kind. Maybe radio silence would be the best way.

10) Going to a small Beethoven guitar concert for an hour. Will check back if I don’t hear before I leave.

Thank you for just being yourself. There is indeed something magical about unabashed individualism.

Percy
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Percy Isgitt’s Ego

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From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 5/6/12 9:03 PM
Subject: Re: wasting time post

Lisa,

Once again a certain ego got in front of commons sense. At the time of the event, I was dumb enough to think it was “my idea”. That’s what assumptions will do to a person who always wants to be on top. Thank you for the needle in the balloon, it was starting to get too far off the ground. I mean that!

I want her to keep laughing and I think she will. As you may have surmised, still water runs deep. I would love to share the rest of the story one day when you would like to hear it.

Aww, a lawyer was a good guy! I am feeling warm and cozy already and I have not even read the final version.

Leaving the ankle out is a good thing. Maybe chiggers?

The girls were talking about older boy friends. The Ferrarri automobiles, Aspen ski lodges and big boats were “awesome” if it weren’t for the guys sagging behinds and wanting to listen to “90s music”!

You have an incredible ability to nail real life. Always be you!

Percy
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Percy Isgitt Realizes He Needs to Keep His Ego Zipped Up and Stop Overcomplicating Things — Words He Certainly Lives By, as This Blog Attests

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From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 5/6/12 7:45 PM
Subject: Re: wasting time post

Lisa,

When I first told you about the SS escort snafu, you said you would definitely be blogging on that topic and did. So, that was my “first” one. It is almost ironic that I was visiting a certain person that very night and we both laughed at the posting. Speaking of which, she is in fact laughing again so I think she would get a real hoot out the new post. So let the bontemps roulet.

As to the concern with revealing too much, the post does not go too far in my humble opinion. Please know that I am not concerned at all. Sometimes lawyers do overcomplicate and in case you did not notice, they also have trouble keeping their ego zipped up. I kinda like that the lawyer in the story turned into a pretty good guy, especially given that after his first marathon in search of the elusive Lisa, there was no more time wasting ;).

Thanks for keeping bubbles and crabs as our thing. I needed to hear that.

The ankle sprain is probably best left out since many folks have heard about that and the ankle is still somewhat swollen. If my acquaintances are reading your blog, they ain’t telling me about it, but just in case.

Chagrined works for me.

Let me know when posting occurs, I can’t wait to see my name in lights! Ha! In fact, a few minutes ago, I stopped by my Vietnamese nail salon and overheard a couple of women talking about ways to keep their dates’ minds off the boudoir. One of them said she found video games to be the ultimate time-waster. I almost dropped my iphone in the foot tub. Seems like we may be all reading the same material these days!

Calmness is a new and wonderful thing for me and I attribute a large part of that to you. The way you so masterfully explained that “time wasters” were just what normal people do when they come to know each other was the ultimate cure all to my former distress on that topic. Thank you for knowing life.

Percy
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Percy Isgitt Worries a Blog Post About His Melodrama Might Identify Him to Another Escort

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From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 5/6/12 5:14 PM
Subject: Re: wasting time post

Lisa,

Excited about my second write up in your blog and my first personal write up. When I first read the draft, I was a little concerned that 1) a certain person would know it was me and think I had been doing a review or something; and 2) someone would read the post and know it was me although that was completely egocentric since there are no less than 90,000 lawyers in this state alone. So, you may post at will. Can’t wait to read the comments.

I was wondering if you might want to add 1) blowing bubbles and 2) night searching for sand crabs to the list. Also, don’t forget spraining ankle. Lastly, could I be highly amused in lieu of embarrased when I added the new time waster?

See, you do have a calming effect when i try to overcomplicate.

Percy
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